DAY SIX

Imagine -- still dateless in Toronto. Big deal -- it's meeting a quality person that counts. I have loved and lost -- but -- so have so many others. Being single isn't all bad. Time to reflect -- learn from the past -- and move forward. No snoring -- that's always a big plus!

So far no friends on friend connect -- maybe something is wrong with the program? Or, maybe no one gives a rats ass!

I wonder this week -- should I skulk around a bookstore to see if there is any eye-candy? Well, I would but -- I have that awful cut on my face right now -- from the TTC bus accident. This has really put a damper on my dating life. Not that I have one right now anyway. Feeling like scar face is not helping!

One of those dam dating places left me a voice mail. You know the ones -- Lunch Dates -- ya okay but -- this is what I found out. You pay a ton of money -- your analysed like a specimen from a science project -- for a zillion hours -- then when they get you a date -- no photo!!!!! A blind date after paying out a fortune for a special dating package. No can do!!!! I just totally refuse. Losers!!!!!!

I just wish I would win a Lotto -- a few thousand -- that's all. I could take my cruise -- have fun -- and meet new people. Face to face -- that's the best way to meet.

Maybe someone will feel sorry for me this week -- you know -- the poor beat up lady. I should make up a story that I was in a bar brawl -- defending someone's honour. Forget it -- the TTC accident is the truth -- hopefully -- I won't get an ambulance bill.

The doctor in emergency was sweet -- but probably married. The policeman was -- not cute --and probably not married -- there was no attraction there -- let me tell you! Always my luck.

Ok, so will I watch -- Because I said so -- or You've Got Mail? Now you know I am feeling sorry for myself. How many sucky movies can one watch in a weekend?

Somewhere I heard -- and I hope its not VooDoo or Black Magic -- that if you make a list -- and then set it on fire -- the Universe will send you your true love. Okay, so where the hell are my matches?

Right now my heart is -- on fire -- rescue me please! Ok, Universe did you hear that?